Obscure film jokes #021

What do Klingons use to protect their hands from dirt and oil?

Worf-ega

Obscure film jokes #020

I had a great hypothesis about a Paul Newman and Robert Redford film that challenged the very basic concepts of physics.

I called it Sting Theory.

What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?

Grand Moff Parkin.

I picked up a pair of stylised non-linear trousers the other day.

They’re called Taran Chinos.

Which English county do leaders of the Rebel Alliance go to on holiday?

Monmouthmashire

Why didn’t the Rancor eat Lumpy the Wookiee?

He was a little Chewy.

What’s Moana’s favourite Neil Young song?

Hai-hai, My My