How much fuel does Jyn’s dad need to power his spaceship?
A Galan Erso.
Category / Obscure film jokes
Force Friday joke day!
To celebrate the Star Wars Force Friday event across the universe today, I’ve been busy writing the best kind of jokes. Terrible jokes.
I can almost guarantee you won’t laugh at any of them, but what fun would that be? Check back throughout the day for a new joke every hour until I run out of imagination.
Obscure film jokes #025
Why can’t the Guardians of the Whills eat spicy food?
They get Chirrut-able Bowel Syndrome.
Obscure film jokes #24
Did you hear about the Swedish action film star who was cloned a dozen times by German scientists?
They called the results Zwölf Lundgren.
Obscure film jokes #23
Did you hear about the Jedi that couldn't convincingly tell a lie?
Mace Window. You can see straight through him.
Obscure film jokes #022
The writer behind Saturday Night Fever was pretty insincere and shallow.
He was called Barry Glib.
Obscure film jokes #021
What do Klingons use to protect their hands from dirt and oil?
Worf-ega
Obscure film jokes #020
I had a great hypothesis about a Paul Newman and Robert Redford film that challenged the very basic concepts of physics.
I called it Sting Theory.
Obscure film jokes #019
What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?
Grand Moff Parkin.
Obscure film jokes #018
I picked up a pair of stylised non-linear trousers the other day.
They’re called Taran Chinos.
