How much fuel does Jyn’s dad need to power his spaceship?
A Galan Erso.
How much fuel does Jyn’s dad need to power his spaceship?
A Galan Erso.
What does Rey put in her window at Halloween?
Jakku lanterns
To celebrate the Star Wars Force Friday event across the universe today, I’ve been busy writing the best kind of jokes. Terrible jokes.
I can almost guarantee you won’t laugh at any of them, but what fun would that be? Check back throughout the day for a new joke every hour until I run out of imagination.
Why can’t the Guardians of the Whills eat spicy food?
They get Chirrut-able Bowel Syndrome.
Did you hear about the Swedish action film star who was clones a dozen times by German scientists?
They called the results Zwölf Lundgren.
Did you hear about the Jedi that couldn't convincingly tell a lie?
Mace Window. You can see straight through him.
The writer behind Saturday Night Fever was pretty insincere and shallow.
He was called Barry Glib.
What do Klingons use to protect their hands from dirt and oil?
Worf-ega
I had a great hypothesis about a Paul Newman and Robert Redford film that challenged the very basic concepts of physics.
I called it Sting Theory.
What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?
Grand Moff Parkin.