How much fuel does Jyn’s dad need to power his spaceship?
A Galan Erso.
Tag / Obscure film jokes
Obscure film joke #026
What does Rey put in her window at Halloween?
Jakku lanterns
Force Friday joke day!
To celebrate the Star Wars Force Friday event across the universe today, I’ve been busy writing the best kind of jokes. Terrible jokes.
I can almost guarantee you won’t laugh at any of them, but what fun would that be? Check back throughout the day for a new joke every hour until I run out of imagination.
Obscure film jokes #025
Why can’t the Guardians of the Whills eat spicy food?
They get Chirrut-able Bowel Syndrome.
Obscure film jokes #24
Did you hear about the Swedish action film star who was clones a dozen times by German scientists?
They called the results Zwölf Lundgren.
Obscure film jokes #23
Did you hear about the Jedi that couldn't convincingly tell a lie?
Mace Window. You can see straight through him.
Obscure film jokes #022
The writer behind Saturday Night Fever was pretty insincere and shallow.
He was called Barry Glib.
Obscure film jokes #021
What do Klingons use to protect their hands from dirt and oil?
Worf-ega
Obscure film jokes #020
I had a great hypothesis about a Paul Newman and Robert Redford film that challenged the very basic concepts of physics.
I called it Sting Theory.
Obscure film jokes #019
What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?
Grand Moff Parkin.
