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July 21, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #23

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Did you hear about the Jedi that couldn't convincingly tell a lie?

Mace Window. You can see straight through him.

July 14, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #022

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The writer behind Saturday Night Fever was pretty insincere and shallow.

He was called Barry Glib.

June 30, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #020

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I had a great hypothesis about a Paul Newman and Robert Redford film that challenged the very basic concepts of physics.

I called it Sting Theory.

June 16, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #019

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What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?

Grand Moff Parkin.

June 9, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #018

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I picked up a pair of stylised non-linear trousers the other day.

They’re called Taran Chinos.

May 26, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #017

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Which English county do leaders of the Rebel Alliance go to on holiday?

Monmouthmashire

May 6, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #016

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Why didn’t the Rancor eat Lumpy the Wookiee?

He was a little Chewy.

April 21, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #015

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What’s Moana’s favourite Neil Young song?

Hai-hai, My My

March 31, 2017March 15, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #014

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Did you hear about the Geordie man who tried to draw his favourite Moana character?

It was a Pua effort.

March 24, 2017November 25, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #013

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What do you call a tough actor who likes to paint?

Vin Easel.

(Contributed by Robert Smalley)

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