Obscure film jokes #23

Did you hear about the Jedi that couldn't convincingly tell a lie?

Mace Window. You can see straight through him.

Obscure film jokes #022

The writer behind Saturday Night Fever was pretty insincere and shallow.

He was called Barry Glib.

I had a great hypothesis about a Paul Newman and Robert Redford film that challenged the very basic concepts of physics.

I called it Sting Theory.

What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?

Grand Moff Parkin.

I picked up a pair of stylised non-linear trousers the other day.

They’re called Taran Chinos.

Which English county do leaders of the Rebel Alliance go to on holiday?

Monmouthmashire

Why didn’t the Rancor eat Lumpy the Wookiee?

He was a little Chewy.