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March 24, 2017November 25, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #013

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What do you call a tough actor who likes to paint?

Vin Easel.

(Contributed by Robert Smalley)

February 9, 2017February 9, 2017 by hutchwp

Obscure film jokes #010

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Glad to hear the BBFC have decimalised existing films to bring them up to date with modern conventions.

I’m looking forward to rediscovering ‘The Whole 823 Centimetres’, ‘My Left 305 Millimetres’ and ‘The Green 1609 Metres’.

It’s going to be a real movie 42.195km.

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