What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?
Grand Moff Parkin.
Tag / Obscure film jokes
Obscure film jokes #018
I picked up a pair of stylised non-linear trousers the other day.
They’re called Taran Chinos.
Obscure film jokes #017
Which English county do leaders of the Rebel Alliance go to on holiday?
Monmouthmashire
Obscure film jokes #016
Why didn’t the Rancor eat Lumpy the Wookiee?
He was a little Chewy.
Obscure film jokes #015
What’s Moana’s favourite Neil Young song?
Hai-hai, My My
Obscure film jokes #014
Did you hear about the Geordie man who tried to draw his favourite Moana character?
It was a Pua effort.
Obscure film jokes #013
What do you call a tough actor who likes to paint?
Vin Easel.
(Contributed by Robert Smalley)
Obscure film jokes #012
Whatever you do, don’t mention Forrest Whittaker’s performance in Rogue One.
It’s a bit of a Saw Gerr-area.
Obscure film joke #011
Did La La Land win best sound editing at this year’s Oscars?
No, it was a rival.
Obscure film jokes #010
Glad to hear the BBFC have decimalised existing films to bring them up to date with modern conventions.
I’m looking forward to rediscovering ‘The Whole 823 Centimetres’, ‘My Left 305 Millimetres’ and ‘The Green 1609 Metres’.
It’s going to be a real movie 42.195km.
Cinema, etc. 