Obscure film jokes #020

I had a great hypothesis about a Paul Newman and Robert Redford film that challenged the very basic concepts of physics.

I called it Sting Theory.

Obscure film jokes #019

What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?

Grand Moff Parkin.

Which English county do leaders of the Rebel Alliance go to on holiday?

Monmouthmashire

Whatever you do, don’t mention Forrest Whittaker’s performance in Rogue One.

It’s a bit of a Saw Gerr-area.

Glad to hear the BBFC have decimalised existing films to bring them up to date with modern conventions.

I’m looking forward to rediscovering ‘The Whole 823 Centimetres’, ‘My Left 305 Millimetres’ and ‘The Green 1609 Metres’.

It’s going to be a real movie 42.195km.

How does Jacques Audiard like his pizzas?

Dheep-pan.