Robert, Al and Joe
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Academy Award Haiku
I’ll be posting a new haiku every day in the run up to the Academy Awards on 9th February, covering the wonderful range of cinematic treats that have been nominated this year.
Keep an eye out for the first one tomorrow!
Haiku film review #081 – Terminator: Dark Fate
We’re in Mexico
As Dani and Grace face-off
Against the Rev-9
Haiku film review #080 – Ace Venture: Pet Detective
Wacky pet D.I.
Confirms Einhorn is Finkle
Saves Snowflake and Dan
Haiku film review #079 – Once Upon A Time… In Hollywood
Leo and Brad star
In make-believe retelling
From Tarantino
Haiku film review #078 – Toy Story 4
Woody’s back with Buzz!
They all get into some japes.
It’s the fourth best one.
Haiku film review #078 – Photograph
Poor man, rich woman.
Bond over a photograph,
And Campa Cola.
Haiku film review #077 – Anima
Yorke and Anderson’s
Long-form music video
Out now on Netflix.
Haiku film review #076 – Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle
The Mowgli you love.
Only much darker, less fun.
And largely pointless.
Haiku film review #075 – Bohemian Rhapsody
Farrokh Bulsara
Joins Queen, becomes a rock star
Changes name to Fred.
Cinema, etc. 