What do you call a tough actor who likes to paint?
Vin Easel.
(Contributed by Robert Smalley)
Tag / made up jokes
Obscure film jokes #012
Whatever you do, don’t mention Forrest Whittaker’s performance in Rogue One.
It’s a bit of a Saw Gerr-area.
Obscure film jokes #010
Glad to hear the BBFC have decimalised existing films to bring them up to date with modern conventions.
I’m looking forward to rediscovering ‘The Whole 823 Centimetres’, ‘My Left 305 Millimetres’ and ‘The Green 1609 Metres’.
It’s going to be a real movie 42.195km.
Cinema, etc. 