I hear Kieran Culkin will be starring in a new film about authentic French bread.
It’s called ‘Un Real Pain’.
Tag / made up jokes
Obscure film jokes #23
Did you hear about the Jedi that couldn't convincingly tell a lie?
Mace Window. You can see straight through him.
Obscure film jokes #022
The writer behind Saturday Night Fever was pretty insincere and shallow.
He was called Barry Glib.
Obscure film jokes #020
I had a great hypothesis about a Paul Newman and Robert Redford film that challenged the very basic concepts of physics.
I called it Sting Theory.
Obscure film jokes #019
What’s the most popular cake on the Death Star?
Grand Moff Parkin.
Obscure film jokes #018
I picked up a pair of stylised non-linear trousers the other day.
They’re called Taran Chinos.
Obscure film jokes #017
Which English county do leaders of the Rebel Alliance go to on holiday?
Monmouthmashire
Obscure film jokes #016
Why didn’t the Rancor eat Lumpy the Wookiee?
He was a little Chewy.
Obscure film jokes #015
What’s Moana’s favourite Neil Young song?
Hai-hai, My My
Obscure film jokes #014
Did you hear about the Geordie man who tried to draw his favourite Moana character?
It was a Pua effort.
Cinema, etc. 