Oh Michelle Pfieffer.
My eight year old self knew not
What you’d done to me.
Tag / haiku film review
Haiku film review #042 – Home on the Range
Disney’s cow bore-fest
Destroyed their 2D empire.
So forgettable.
Haiku film review #041 – The Majestic
Carrey’s first straight role.
It was simply majestic,
And unfairly panned.
Haiku film review #040 – Super Mario Bros.
Hoskins hated it.
And so did the public. Ouch.
Nothing super here.
Haiku film review #039 – The Man Who Fell To Earth
Newton comes to earth
For water for his planet.
Gets carried away.
Haiku film review #038 – Memento
Fun as aren’t simply
Order right the in told films
Poetry like just
Haiku film review #037 – The Mask
Poor Stanley Ipkiss.
How did you get a cursed mask
Stuck onto your face?
Haiku film review #036 – Captain Fantastic
Viggo Mortensen
Home schools his kids really well
Until his wife dies
Haiku film review #035 – Mars Attacks!
Sci-fi parody
Based on 60s trading cards
About Martian war
Haiku film review #024 – Beetlejuice
People don’t believe
That this afterlife asshole
Was Michael Keaton
