The Bangs and Logans
Attempt a speedway cash heist.
Will they get lucky?
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Haiku film review #051 – The Handmaiden
English Fingersmith,
But with a Korea change.
Shock and sex ensue.
Haiku film review #050 – Logan
Wolverine’s last stand.
He’s old and falling apart.
But he’s still got it.
Haiku film review #049 – The Lost City of Z
British explorer
Gets lost in the Amazon.
As does this film’s plot.
Haiku film review #048 – Weiner
Anthony Weiner.
A man who wants us to see
That he’s a big deal.
Haiku film review #047 – Avatar
It’s guest review time! Today’s haiku film review comes from the brilliantly talented Daniel Robinson, who knows far too much about films for his age.
Here it goes.
Blue CGI guys
Don’t distract from lack of plot.
Why is it so long?
Haiku film review #046 – Back to the Future Part III
A trilogy ends
With a plummeting train crash.
ZZ Top co-star.
Haiku film review #045 – Back to the Future Part II
Mart and Doc are back!
Biff gets rich with almanac
Jennifer looks odd…
Haiku film review #044 – Back to the Future
Paedophilia
Plus time travel, plus incest
Equals super fun
Haiku film review #043 – Batman Returns
Oh Michelle Pfieffer.
My eight year old self knew not
What you’d done to me.
Cinema, etc. 