Obscure film jokes #029

I hear Kieran Culkin will be starring in a new film about authentic French bread.

It’s called ‘Un Real Pain’.

Obscure film jokes #028

I think this film I bought at the market is a knock-off.

It’s called ‘Wonky’ and stars Temu-thée Chalamet.

What does Rey put in her window at Halloween?

Jakku lanterns

What do you call a tough actor who likes to paint?

Vin Easel.

(Contributed by Robert Smalley)

I would never criticise legendary French film actresses.
I wouldn’t have Deneuve.

Did you hear about the intelligent zombie who collected internet memes?

She was called The Girl With All The GIFs.