Obscure film jokes #009

What is Jyn Erso’s favourite cheese?

Extra strong Jedha

Obscure film jokes #008

Did you hear about the Spanish guy who defected to find the plans for the Death Star?

He was called Rogue Juan.

Why didn’t James Bond Roger Moore?
He had a pierced Brosnan.

Which film actor is really rude when he’s trapped in forestry?

Kurt Russell

I would never criticise legendary French film actresses.
I wouldn’t have Deneuve.

Did you hear about the masticating Pokémon who loved Italian cuisine?

He was called Pizza-chew.

Which actor never stands up straight?

Alfred Mo-leaner.

How does Jacques Audiard like his pizzas?

Dheep-pan.

Did you hear about the intelligent zombie who collected internet memes?

She was called The Girl With All The GIFs.