Wizard flees prison.
He was wrongly convicted.
Shit gets Sirius.
Tag / Haiku
Haiku film review #028 – Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and
the Flying Ford Anglia…
And knock-off Gollum
Haiku film review #026 – Ghost In The Shell
Just like The Matrix
But made four years earlier.
And in anime.
Haiku film review #021 – Inside Out
Riley’s emotions
And imaginary friend
Made you cry a bit.
Haiku film review #020 – Seven Samurai
So I’ve just got back from an amazing trip to Japan. We were lucky enough to be there during cherry blossom season. So, on a slightly overcast afternoon at Ueno Park in Tokyo I enjoyed the festivities and spent some time under the sakura writing haiku poems about Japanese films.
The second one I wrote was for Seven Samurai:
These samurai rule.
Let’s steal and change the story
For our cowboy film.
Haiku film review #018 – Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Female heroine.
Finn and Poe gave us bromance.
Spoilt brat kills his dad.
Haiku film review #017 – Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
A trilogy ends.
It’s the last good Star Wars film
For thirty-three years.
Haiku film review #016 – Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
“I am your father!
Oh, and more importantly
She is your sister!”
Haiku film review #015 – Star Wars: A New Hope
The Hidden Fortress
Remade as space opera.
Fortunes made from toys.
Haiku film review #014 – Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Yet more CGI.
A Frankenstein parody.
The whole world said “Noooooooooooooooo!!”