Poor Stanley Ipkiss.
How did you get a cursed mask
Stuck onto your face?
Tag / Haiku
Haiku film review #036 – Captain Fantastic
Viggo Mortensen
Home schools his kids really well
Until his wife dies
Haiku film review #035 – Mars Attacks!
Sci-fi parody
Based on 60s trading cards
About Martian war
Haiku film review #024 – Beetlejuice
People don’t believe
That this afterlife asshole
Was Michael Keaton
Haiku film review #023 – Teen Wolf Too
Jason Bateman stars
In this lame werewolf sequel
To a cult classic
Haiku film review #022 – Ghostbusters (2016)
Fanboys hated it,
Before they’d even seen it.
But girls can bust too.
Haiku film review #034 – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 2)
Harry wins the day
And Snape was good after all.
A nice happy end.
Haiku film review #033 – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
School’s out for Harry.
Horcrux hunt starts in anger.
Dobby’s a free elf.
Haiku film review #032 – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Year six at Hogwarts.
Harry hunting horcruxes.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Haiku film review #031 – Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Umbridge at Hogwarts.
Dumbledore fights Voldemort.
Sirius is killed.
Cinema, etc. 