Raped, killed, forgotten.
No wonder mother Mildred
Is quite so pissed off.
Tag / Haiku
Haiku film review #064 – I, Tonya
Determined Tonya
Won’t let you get in the way
Of her gold medal
Haiku film review #063 – The Boss Baby
Baldwin as baby.
With a humourless trailer.
Gets an Oscar nom.
Haiku film review #061 – Lady Bird
In Sacramento,
On the wrong side of the tracks,
A girl comes of age.
Haiku film review #060 – Get Out
Black boy meets white girl
They go to see her parents
Horror stuff goes down
Haiku film review #057 – Happy End
Happy families
With the Laurents in Calais.
Title ironic.
Haiku film review #051 – The Handmaiden
English Fingersmith,
But with a Korea change.
Shock and sex ensue.
Haiku film review #047 – Avatar
It’s guest review time! Today’s haiku film review comes from the brilliantly talented Daniel Robinson, who knows far too much about films for his age.
Here it goes.
Blue CGI guys
Don’t distract from lack of plot.
Why is it so long?
Haiku film review #045 – Back to the Future Part II
Mart and Doc are back!
Biff gets rich with almanac
Jennifer looks odd…
Haiku film review #043 – Batman Returns
Oh Michelle Pfieffer.
My eight year old self knew not
What you’d done to me.
Cinema, etc. 