Black boy meets white girl
They go to see her parents
Horror stuff goes down
Category / Haiku film reviews
Haiku film review #059 – The Shape Of Water
Predictable end.
Just look at the director.
He’s called Gill-ermo
Haiku film review #058 – Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Porg porg porg porg porg
Porg porg porg porg porg porg porg
Porg porg porg porg porg
Haiku film review #057 – Happy End
Happy families
With the Laurents in Calais.
Title ironic.
Haiku film review #056 – The Room
Tommy Wiseau’s here.
To prove to us and friend Mark.
He did not hit her.
Haiku film review #055 – The Death of Stalin
You know what’s funny?
Stalin, scheming, conspiring.
Oh, and genocide?
Haiku film review #054 – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Not Besson’s best work.
The box office agrees too.
Just sci-fi nonsense.
Haiku film review #52 – Cars 3
This film is surely,
Of all the Pixar Cars films,
One of the top three.
Haiku film review #051 – The Handmaiden
English Fingersmith,
But with a Korea change.
Shock and sex ensue.
Haiku film review #050 – Logan
Wolverine’s last stand.
He’s old and falling apart.
But he’s still got it.
Cinema, etc. 