I have a special guest reviewer for the Star Wars prequels, which were released to much fanfare and equal amounts of dismay from 1999 onwards. It’s my fabulous wife, a week after our wedding day!
I say review. It’s more of a quote. Here goes…
“The prequels are to Star Wars what Crocs are to shoes. An abomination.”
If you wish to remind yourselves of said abominations, they are available as a complete box set with butchered versions of the original trilogy now from here.