Oldman plays old man.
Promises the Brits will give
Blood, toil, tears and sweat.
Haiku film review #066 – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Raped, killed, forgotten.
No wonder mother Mildred
Is quite so pissed off.
Haiku film review #065 – Phantom Thread
Daniel Day Lewis
Makes dresses and gets angry
Then eats a bad shroom
Haiku film review #064 – I, Tonya
Determined Tonya
Won’t let you get in the way
Of her gold medal
Haiku film review #063 – The Boss Baby
Baldwin as baby.
With a humourless trailer.
Gets an Oscar nom.
Haiku film review #062 – Coco
The Day of the Dead
Is brought to life by Pixar
For happy-sad tears
Haiku film review #061 – Lady Bird
In Sacramento,
On the wrong side of the tracks,
A girl comes of age.
Haiku film review #060 – Get Out
Black boy meets white girl
They go to see her parents
Horror stuff goes down
Haiku film review #059 – The Shape Of Water
Predictable end.
Just look at the director.
He’s called Gill-ermo
Haiku Oscar Week!
This week I’m going to make up for my lack of posts in recent weeks with a quick haiku for all the big Oscar nominees, ahead of the ceremony on Sunday night.
Check back at 9 for a slightly spoilery haiku for the brilliant film The Shape Of Water.
Cinema, etc. 