Newton comes to earth
For water for his planet.
Gets carried away.
Category / Haiku film reviews
Haiku film review #038 – Memento
Fun as aren’t simply
Order right the in told films
Poetry like just
Haiku film review #037 – The Mask
Poor Stanley Ipkiss.
How did you get a cursed mask
Stuck onto your face?
Haiku film review #036 – Captain Fantastic
Viggo Mortensen
Home schools his kids really well
Until his wife dies
Haiku film review #035 – Mars Attacks!
Sci-fi parody
Based on 60s trading cards
About Martian war
Haiku film review #024 – Beetlejuice
People don’t believe
That this afterlife asshole
Was Michael Keaton
Haiku film review #023 – Teen Wolf Too
Jason Bateman stars
In this lame werewolf sequel
To a cult classic
Haiku film review #025 – Zootropolis
A police bunny
Works with a con-artist fox
To solve a huge case
Haiku film review #022 – Ghostbusters (2016)
Fanboys hated it,
Before they’d even seen it.
But girls can bust too.
Haiku film review #034 – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 2)
Harry wins the day
And Snape was good after all.
A nice happy end.
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