Why are they singing?
You said this was a horror.
Damn you Tim Burton.
Category / Haiku film reviews
Haiku film review #004 – Aliens
Burke made a bad call.
Aliens started killing.
She put her in charge?
Haiku film review #003 – The Martian
Outer-space blunder.
Isolated botanist
Makes Mars potatoes.
Haiku film review #002 – Room
In preparation for my upcoming trip to Japan, I will be putting out haiku film reviews every Friday.
For those unaware, a haiku is a form of Japanese poetry with a 17-syllable structure set up as 5-7-5.
My second attempt is for Room.
A room with a view.
Of a solitary leaf.
Is not very fun.
Haiku film review #001 – The Revenant
In preparation for my upcoming trip to Japan, I will be putting out haiku film reviews every Friday.
For those unaware, a haiku is a form of Japanese poetry with a 17-syllable structure set up as 5-7-5.
The first one is a film I reviewed properly just yesterday, The Revenant.
Leo’s in fine form.
Almost gets killed by a bear,
Should win an Oscar.