“I am your father!
Oh, and more importantly
She is your sister!”
Category / Haiku film reviews
Haiku film review #015 – Star Wars: A New Hope
The Hidden Fortress
Remade as space opera.
Fortunes made from toys.
Haiku film review #014 – Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Yet more CGI.
A Frankenstein parody.
The whole world said “Noooooooooooooooo!!”
Haiku film review #013 – Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Take some CGI
Add a bit more CGI
Wait. Artoo can fly?
Haiku film review #012 – Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Anakin can’t act.
The pacing was terrible.
The pod race was fine.
Haiku film review #011 – Ghostbusters
As my march towards a trip of a lifetime to Japan grows ever closer, I’ve continued to write haiku reviews of some of my favourite films.
Here’s another one…
If there’s something weird
Like a marshmallow giant
Who you gonna call?
Haiku film review #010 – Labyrinth
Bowie’s bizarre turn.
As The Snazzy Childcatcher.
Wow, those pants are tight.
Haiku film review #009 – Deliverance
“Squeal like a piggy”
A phrase my ten-year-old self.
Should never have heard.
Haiku film review #008 – Falling Down
Poor Michael is sad.
He just wants a breakfast meal.
And to kill people.
Haiku film review #007 – Mad Max: Fury Road
They all drive one way.
They chat for a little while.
Then drive back again.
Cinema, etc. 